Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Malocclusion Love.
Malocclusion (-ə klo̵̅o̅′z̸hən) noun. condition in which the upper and lower teeth do not fit together properly. An overbite is a common example of a malocclusion.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds overbites extremely sexy. I don't mean narley buck teeth where when you shut your mouth the teeth stick out in a perpindicular matter with drool leaking out the corners of your lips because you can't get proper suction in the swallow. It all started with Freddy Mercury. When I was young girl I saw this video and probably had my first sexual fantasy. I mentioned how I thought he was so hot, but everyone would respond in disgust because of his teeth. So I hid my attraction and thought I was a freak. I'm wondering if me having a huge crush on Freddy Mercury affected who my boyfriends have been throughout my life. ie. First real boyfriend was in 10th grade his name was Mike Hardemen and he was the spitting image of a young Tom Petty. Now if you ever see pics of Tom Petty he too has an overbite. I'm sure this is why I was attracted to Mike. My first serious boyfriend was Jeremy Posey. His friends and family called him Buck. He was born without an overbite, but when he was 17 he went to a skate park and droped in on a 12ft. vert ramp and knocked out his front 4 teeth. The new teeth he was given were huge and slightly pretruding. I'm not saying that I am only attracted to men with buck teeth, I mean the man I married has perfectly straight teeth. I just find teeth sexy. I think I'm the only woman who wished that their teeth were not so straight. Oh god! Why couldn't I have gotten teeth like Beverly D'angelo?
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It's time for a coffee table book highlighting history's famous over-biters. Blah! Grammar.
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